Tuesday, February 26, 2008

AMERCAN IDOL MEN..."THE BOY"


DAVID ARCHULETA WOW!
IT'S NO LONGER ABOUT THE MEN,
IT'S ALL ABOUT THE BOY...BOY WONDER!
LOOK OUT GUYS..HE MAY BE YOUNG BUT THAT'S A
TOUGH ACT TO FOLLOW.IT MAY ONLY BE WEEK TWO,
BUT I THINK THE COMPETITION JUST ADVANCED TO
A WHOLE NEW LEVEL THE REST OF THE CONTESTANTS
AREN'T EVEN PREPARED FOR. GOOD LUCK TO DAVID...
HE'S GOT MY VOTE!!!...HOW ABOUT YOU?

Friday, February 22, 2008

MY TOP 10 ...LIKES AND DISLIKES

MY TOP 10 FAVORITES.....IN RANDOM ORDER

1. MY GOD

2. SARCASM

3. FRESH FLOWERS

4. MY KIDS

5. MUSIC

6. BEING RIGHT

7. SUNNY DAYS

8. LAUGHTER

9. POWER TOOLS

10. MY HUNNY(aka:stupid)



MY TOP 10 LESS-DESIRED

1. DISHONESTY

2. ANGER(even my own)

3. MUD

4. X-HUSBAND

5. UNEDUCATED PEOPLE

6. DIAL-UP INTERNET

7. ASHTRAYS

8. BLONDE JOKES(way over-rated)

9. JEALOUSY

10. GOOD-BYES

Tuesday, February 19, 2008

DIRT CHEAP ?


WHAT IS THE MEANING OF DIRT CHEAP?
"DIRT-CHEAP" (adj.) INEXPENSIVE;EXTREMELY CHEAP
PHRASE OFTEN USED MEANING: LITTLE OR NO COST
HERE'S JUST A FEW 'OKLAHOMA DIRT' QUOTES:(NOT SO CHEAP)
TO PURCHASE 'LANDSCAPE MIX (DIRT)'-AVERAGE COST IS $26.00/PER YRD.
TO PURCHASE 'GARDEN MIX(DIRT)'-AVERAGE COST IS $31.00/PER YRD.
NOW HERE IS WHERE WE GET 'DOWN-N-DIRTY'
STATE REQUIREMENTS: REQUIRE A DISPOSAL FEE OF $1.50/PER TON
JUST TO GET RID OF "DIRT"
I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU...BUT ACCORDING TO THESE STANDARDS....
I DON'T FIND THAT "DIRT-CHEAP" AT ALL.
SOMETIMES YOU JUST HAVE TO GET DOWN TO THE 'NITTY GRITTY' OF THINGS

Monday, February 18, 2008

" ABIDING TIME "

SO MANY FEELINGS AND THOUGHTS
WORDS I WOULD LIKE TO SAY...
MY WISH TO BE ABLE TO TOUCH YOUR HEART
IN SOME UNKNOWN SPECIAL WAY

MY DEEPEST PRAYER REQUEST...
FOR YOU TO FIND WHERE YOU FEEL LOVED
GUIDED AND PROTECTED
BY THE HOLY POWER ABOVE

AS I AWAKE EACH DAY
AND LAY DOWN TO REST AT NIGHT
I CAN'T HELP BUT WONDER...
AND PRAY YOU'LL BE ALRIGHT

HOME IS WHERE THE HEART IS
YET,YOU'VE TAKEN A PIECE OF MINE
I WON'T ACCEPT I'VE LOST YOU
I'LL WAIT FOREVER...'ABIDING TIME'

Thursday, February 14, 2008

CUPID OR STUPID

HAPPY VALENTINES DAY...
DO YOU FEEL LOVED TODAY?
I JUST WANT TO SEND THIS
'DROP OF LOVE' OUT TO EVERYONE!
SOMETIMES...A DROP OF LOVE IS ALL
WE NEED...HOPE YOU SHARE SOME LOVE
TODAY....AND EVERYDAY.

Tuesday, February 12, 2008

POETRY BY PENNY

SEE A PENNY
PICK IT UP
BLOG ALL DAY
YOU'LL HAVE GOOD LUCK!

Monday, February 11, 2008

FOR THE LOVE OF MUSIC


GRAMMY AWARDS 2008
DON'T GET ME WRONG...I LOVE MUSIC!!!
BUT THERE'S A FEW THINGS I MUST SPEAK
OUT ABOUT...AMY WINEHOUSE..'REHAB'...
JUST WHY WAS HER VISA REVOKED? HMMM
NOW ON A GOOD NOTE ....ONLY HERE IN THE
'GOOD 'OLE USA' CAN SOMEONE WRITE AND PERFORM...
(SOMEWHAT OF A LOVESONG) TO THEIR SIGNIFICANT
OTHER AND TITLE IT.."CHECK YOU FOR TICKS"...
THAT'S RIGHT ...BRAD PAISLEY..AND IT BECOMES A HIT!!!
WHAT A STUPID SONG...GREAT MUSICIAN.

Friday, February 8, 2008

WRAPPING UP THE WEEK


TGIF
WHAT WOULD A SMILEY SAY...
IF HE COULD TALK?
"YADA YADA YADA" STUPID WORDS THAT
OUR INTELLIGENT MANKIND HAS PASSED OFF
AS A PART OF OUR ENGLISH LANGUAGE.
WHAT DOES 'YADA YADA' MEAN?....
I'LL LEAVE THAT ONE UP TO YOU!
LOOKING FORWARD TO HEARING BACK FROM
EVERYONE ON THIS ONE....

Wednesday, February 6, 2008

SKIPPING THE A.A. MEETING


IF THIS DOES'NT FALL UNDER THE CATEGORY 'STUPID' THEN I DON'T KNOW WHAT DOES !
YES...LOOK CLOSELY.. THOSE ARE 'REAL LIVE IDIOTS' AND THAT IS A POWER CORD FLOATING ON FLIP-FLOPS IN THE MIDDLE OF A POOL.
SHALL WE SAY...DON'T DO THIS AT HOME ...HMMM

Tuesday, February 5, 2008

THE MEANING OF STUPID

WELCOME EVERYONE .....THIS IS MY SPECIAL SPACE THAT I'M MAKING AVAILABLE TO ANYONE AND EVERYONE THAT FEELS THEY'RE LACKING A LITTLE CREATIVITY
IN THEIR DAY. I WILL BEGIN BY EDUCATING YOU ON THE WORD STUPID....

STUPID(adj.) LACKING IN UNDERSTANDING OR COMMON SENSE; SILLY; FOOLISH;
STUNNED :)

EXAMPLE; ABOUT TWO WEEKS AGO I READ IN THE PAPER THAT SOMEONE WALKED INTO A LOCAL COURTHOUSE ...AND BEFORE PROCEEDING THROUGH THE METAL CHECK DEVICE...HANDED THE ATTENDING OFFICER A CIGARETTE CASE (WHICH WAS SEARCHED) BUT THEY HAD FORGOTTON THEY HAD A SMALL AMOUNT OF AN ILLEGAL SUBSTANCE IN THERE....EVENTUALLY ARRESTED AND CHARGED WITH POSSESSION....NOW THAT'S JUST ......YOU GOT IT......STUPID!!!

NOW IF YOU'VE GOT A COMMENT OR A STORY THAT YOU THINK COULD COMPETE WITH THIS...I WOULD LOVE TO HEAR IT